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Monica & Chandler’s twins would be 9 this year, Pheobe’s triplets 14, Ben 18, and Emma 11. Let’s just take a moment to let that sink in.
Bored? Update your Facebook to “in a relationship” with someone you’ve never met just to see if they’ll confirm.
Do you ever go on youtube just to watch a music video then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?
Last New Year my resolution was 1920x1080 , this year it`s to be less of a nerd.
The fact that Burger King can sell you 10 chicken nuggets for $1.49 should concern you more than it should entice you.
I`m not crazy, I`m just special!!...No, wait...Maybe I am crazy. One second...I have to talk to myself about this, hold on...
You know you’re working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.
Why is it that when my wife refers to her friends as "girlfriends" its normal but when i call my male friends "boyfriends" i lose my friends?
If Wyle E Coyote had enough cash to buy all that ACME stuff why didn’t he just buy dinner?
Instead of `What`s on your mind?` Facebook should say `Just relax on the couch and tell me all about your problems. Don`t worry, nobody will know`..
You really are the cat`s pajamas, and by that I mean you`re a stupid idea.
Pretty much the most frightening part of my day is when I get a notification that my mother has tagged me in a post on Facebook.
I`m sleeping in tell Friday so ... Happy Tuesday.
I bet if you look up dictionary in the dictionary it says "don`t be an a$$hole"
Ain`t no sunshine when she`s gone..... or sandwiches.... Ain`t no sandwiches either.