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The older the Facebook post, the creepier your “like” becomes.
No I don`t think you`re stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking
It must be hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest. I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet.
Sorry I got mad and said a bunch of things I meant but shouldn`t have said out loud.
Call me lazy, but if it takes two clicks I’m not reading it.
If you listen real closely to my kids arguing tonight, you`ll hear the sound of me pouring a glass of wine.
SPOILER ALERT for "Finding Bigfoot" TV show - they don`t find him. Again.
All this time I thought Bi-Polar was a big white bear with no sexual preference.
New College Admissions Test ______ not getting into this college: A. Your B. Ur C. You`re D. U`re
FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: “Weather is great, having tons of fun! Are you still planning to murder your mailman?”
Don`t do it in the Garden, they say love is blind but ur neighbor ain`t.
Ya know what I really hate about mornings? People start talking to me!
Some days the problem is I care too much… Today was not one of those days…
I`m trying to lose weight by eating carrots and bran muffins. It`s a fiber-optics diet.
I can see your camouflage pants, so they`re not working.