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I think it`s safe to say that my 2 year old is definitely more excited to see the fire truck next door than my neighbor.
To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present....They are due back at the library today.
When pornstars get up to speak in front of a large group, do they picture people with their clothes on?
Just heard about the Obamacare deadline and I`m freaking out. I have so many questions. Who is Obama?
I can`t believe it`s been a year since I didn`t become a better person....
Tyler on Facebook says he ran 1.7 miles this morning… So based on calculations, I have 35 minutes to ransack his house tomorrow morning.
If you don`t boo at people after bad sex, how do you expect to motivate them to get better?
The bills are washed, the dishes are paid, the laundry’s in the oven. I’m going to bed.
I love facebook... It`s the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot...
My mission is to be the first person on Facbook to have one million people on their block list. . .
Nobody cares what you`re gonna do in 2015. Now post some nudes.
Be careful who you call friends. I`d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.
There`s a time and a place for alcohol ... In my hand and now.
Even if women came with an instructions manual men still wouldn`t read it.
I know my limits. I don’t pay any attention to them, but I know them