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I`ve been married to my wife 10 years today. Having sex with just one person in 10 years is pure dedication. I don`t know how she does it.
#Redskins QB Robert Griffin III back after surgery to reconstruct the ACL and repair the LCL in his right knee. He`s now RG 3.2
What do you mean this posting of the BBQ ribs you made is not an invite?
Home is where you can say anything you want, because nobody listens to you anyway.
Renewed my "Man Card" today, by going out in the cold, drizzly weather to cut firewood. In other news, police are investigating sightings of a chainsaw wielding maniac in the my area. I hope the catch that nut job!
llllllloooollllll...........................i saw a donkey on a bike
The best way to make a bad day better is by adding alcohol.
The difference between a straight girl and a lesbian is about four or five drinks.
TIP: If cars are passing you on the highway in the LEFT lane, GET THE HELL OUT OF THE RIGHT LANE!
If she is still able to walk to the kitchen after s@x , you don`t deserve a sandwich.
Don`t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.
"Wish You Were Beer!" Wait...no...that`s right...send.
If I could have a superpower, it would be the ability to watch people workout and then absorb their health benefits...
My husband`s wife is freakin` awesome!
Iām bored. Anyone need anything avenged?