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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
Guess when toothpaste was invented? 1892. Guess when kissing was invented? A DISGUSTINGLY LONG TIME BEFORE THAT.
Got a problem with me? I’m pretty sure a status on Facebook won’t fix it.
Kids may be a gift, but I like playing with the box it came in.
Someday, I hope to be so rich that I`ll never be happy again.
If this cold snowy weather doesn`t clear up soon, I may never get in the mood to take down the Christmas tree-
For the record when I was a kid I never wanted to be an adult.
Psycho and socio have always been my favorite paths.
My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.
When life gives you melons, wear a low cut top.
Being alive is so expensive.
If you slept with my husband I`d be like "OMG how much do I owe you?"
For many people, "live and learn" is one task too many.
Adult movies now available in 3D?!? Some thing I just don`t want to see flying at my face.
Never make an arm wrestle bet with a man who has been single for longer than 6 months.