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You can stop lifting weights now; it’s actually your personality that nobody likes.
I think the next Star Wars movie should go Country! I would be excited to see Garth Vader.........
One day you will die, but every other day you won’t. So that’s pretty great, right? ... Inspirational posts are hard.
I used to care ... but I take a pill for that now.
"She really does suck!" could be a complement in the porn industry
You know you`re old when all of the bands you listened to growing up have several greatest hits albums.
That`s a lot of selfies for someone that claims to be emotionally stable
I never met a teenager driving a luxury car that I didn’t hate.
I’m sorry I offended you with my common sense.
After 6 years, is it still all Bush`s fault or has it been reduced to "Unfortunate circumstances under no one`s control"?..............
According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid...
AT this stage in my life an ALL NIGHTER JUST means I didn`t have to get up and pee....
When I count calories it involves a bunch of multiplication.
I started drinking a little early. Yesterday, to be more precise.
I`m terribly conflicted when people I hate from work, bring cupcakes.