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Two days is not enough time for a weekend.
Spent the morning at the farmers market carefully selecting fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday.
Boys are like roses, watch out for the pr!cks...
When you upload photos to Fb, i`d appreciate it if you tagged your hot friends ... It makes stalking them MUCH easier, thank you!
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Facebook.
Relationships are like bathrooms. I`m in them a lot longer than I need to be, probably cause I`m playing on my phone the whole time.
I put my head between my legs and lean forward.....thats how I roll
All I’ve ever wanted from life was to be a disturbance in the force.
Why don`t strip clubs do Black Friday? It would be the one place I would camp out to go in.
Bowling is my favorite sport because you don`t have to run and there`s beer five feet away.
why would anyone want a baby? It`s just another thing you have to clean
I thought my life would include more impromptu sing-alongs.
I used to question how much information was too much information. Joined Facebook, It`s much clearer now
Guy on plane: So, where are you going? Me: I`m guessing it`s the same place you`re going.