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Besides creating dinosaurs are mosquitos good for anything?
Are you watching too much T.V but not doing enough reading? Turn your subtitles on.
Adulthood is mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn’t made plans.
Bad news, guys. Throwing a cat through a wall doesn`t make a funny, cat-shaped hole
Some days the problem is I care too much... Today was not one of those days...
Another tragedy today in the music industry.....Justin Beiber was just found alive in his apartment. :(
Girls with tattoos on your tits, Why? We`re already looking at them.
Based on commercials, every single car has won car of the year.
Should hallways in mental institutes be called psycho-paths?
Mister Rogers didn`t adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.
Made the decision that I`m done having kids. Yet every morning I wake up and there they are asking me for breakfast.
Your clothes are making me extremely uncomfortable. Please, take them off.
The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse gets the cheese.
This is supposed to be funny but I got nothing but do me a favour and like this...Yeah, okay, IM DESPERATE -.-
Baby Polar Bear: Mommy, am I really a Polar Bear? Mother: Of course you are. Why? Baby Polar Bear: `Cause I`m fukcing freezing!"