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The human soul weights 1.2 lbs. I know this because I weighed myself before and after I got to work.
Thinks that thinking about thoughts of thinking are too thinkable for thoughts to be thought about thinking, I think.
Lying in bed, listening to the Doors. I really should oil the hinges...
If she asks what the weight limit is on your ceiling fan.... She`s a keeper!
It`s funny to watch all these people Bumping Up their own posts.
I’m considering becoming a mind reader ... What are your thoughts?
I can sum up my life in three words: “just browsing, thanks.”
Sometimes I order fajitas at a restaurant just to get more attention.
I wish the Microsoft Paperclip would just pop up when I’m making a questionable decision for my life.
I grew up living paycheck to paycheck. But through hard work and perseverance, I now live direct deposit to direct deposit.
Can anyone recommend a few thousand books on hoarding?
I know she`s talking about rain but I don`t like hearing my mom say she got 6 inches
Time to turn over a new leaf ... With my luck it’ll be poison ivy.
You`re the type of person who didn`t rewind the Blockbuster VHS...
People who learned a bunch of stuff must have felt pretty stupid when Wikipedia came out.