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No one sees you when you`re kind, no one sees you when you do a nice thing, but all will see on you when you fart.
"Grow a pear." - How to insult an apple tree.
"I am upping my standards... so up yours!"
Everyone wants you to "be honest" until you tell them how much they suck.
I work out ... Just kidding, I take naps.
What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life and you are starting back off at your last checkpoint.
If I’ve learned anything in my twenty-two years on this earth, it’s that it’s okay to lie about your age.
"Paypal me your lunch money!" -Cyber Bullies
I bought a Tempurpedic mattress so that I’ll have an excuse to go to sleep with a giant glass of wine every night.
You`re the reason I wake up everyday. Just kidding I have a job.
If ANY of my posts have made even one person’s day better, then there’s something seriously wrong with that person
Leaving the house on a Monday morning would be so much cooler if someone would yell "Aaaaand Action!" as I walk out the door.
I always wear a wedding ring when I go grocery shopping, so everyone thinks my cart full of groceries are for a family of 4 instead of just me
All I`m saying is there`s a reason all the best love songs have the word crazy in them.
Hey Russia, you spelled Sushi wrong.