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If you are having anxiety over something you`ve said or done, just remember that 90% of the world only cares what you look like.
Tip of the day: When there’s a will…find a way to be in it!
18 is TOO young to get married! You can`t even buy booze at 18! If you can`t buy booze, how the hell are you gonna make a marriage work?!?
Life is never more confusing than when three people get together to order one pizza.
Unless life hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.
I am totally lacking the "zippity" part of my "do dah day."
Look, all I`m saying is that the dinosaurs didn`t drink alcohol and look what happened to them.
High-five a veteran today.
The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I`m home alone and my power goes out.
lifes a laugh, start living it!
Kinda like Facebook, I wish I could ‘hide’ people in real life.
Fun fact: Deciding where to eat is the leading cause of divorce
If life is a Bitch, then why hasn´t it made me a Sandwich
why we do not have a romance class...............
There`s no use worrying about things you can`t control. And the good news is, that`s pretty much everything.