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Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then.
Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”
I`ve done so much f*cked up sh!t while I was drunk that I have to drink to forget it all.
Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook?
I know this will probably piss off a bunch of people I know, but what makes someone good at fishing?!? Seriously, all you did was wait longer.
It may look like I`m doing nothing, but I`m actively waiting for my problems to go away.
Sometimes words just aren`t enough. And that`s why we have middle fingers.
Tuna are probably pretty annoyed with how much we worry about catching dolphins in our tuna nets.
The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they take things so literally.
I would be okay with a ghost in the house if it at least moved a vacuum around the floors once a week.
havung sex in a elevator is wrong on so many levels....no mattet what floor your on
Junk- something you keep for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
I always like seeing those "Baby on Board" stickers because it`s nice to see agreeable babies out there.
Dear Fox news,I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, disappointed viewer.
Everyone please stop doing crimes because sirens are too noisy.