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Not to brag, but I don`t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
People: What a bunch of bastards!
Oh well, this time isn`t going to procrastinate itself.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that`s your business.
I keep my landline active because I know sooner or later Trinity or Morpheus will contact me.
If I pretend to be dead will you stop talking?
Zoning out is your brain’s way of saying “You look bored. Let me take you to a better place.”
I don`t have dirty mind ...I just hav a sexy imagination. ..
"People should just mind their own business," probably the funniest thing I`ve ever read on a social networking site.
Whenever I`m feeling down... I try to make sure my nails are clipped.
Sometimes people don`t notice or appreciate the things we do for them, until we stop doing it. They are like, “Why don’t you stalk me anymore”
If I had spoken to my parents the way some children do now, I would not be here to share this status.
Why must I prove I`m me, if I`m callin to pay my bill. Do strangers call to pay my bills? If they do, then let them, you idiots!
I want to see a pregnancy test commercial where 2 single people high five the sh!t out of each other because it`s negative.
So many fun things to say ... too many relatives on Facebook to post!