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I’ve had no formal martial arts training, but I know for a fact the Power Rangers are wasting too much energy on unnecessary summersaults
It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented.
Always remember to speak clearly when complimenting a woman`s boots...
What would I do if I won the lottery? Make Charlie Sheen look like an amateur.
Does Starbucks have an express lane if your order is 10 words or less?
There is no evidence that exists that life should be taken seriously.
I should eat more healthy, but we all saw how that whole apple thing went for Adam & Eve.
It`s not cellulite, it`s my body`s way of saying "I`m sexy" ... in braille.
Drinking coffee is a fun way to become dependent on paying money to wake up.
Sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I`ll read 4 or 5 status updates and I`ll cry, because I relieze how dysfunctional some of my friends life`s are. but then I`ll smile when I remember things like the leftover pizza from last night sitting on the coffee table!
The longer I stay at home. The more homeless looking I look.
It’s been “one of those days” for like 3 years now.
What ? Who ? Exactly my point. Now move along and go read something else. Nosey !!
Family and Friends - I am FAR too busy to listen to any of your problems or concerns *Googles do penguins go to heaven?*
I sent off for some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested it would be in my best interest that I just start over.