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Which wine goes best with more wine?
Why didn`t you tell me that I wasn`t going to like you
Shopping at the Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time
I said "Candyman" 5 times into the bathroom mirror and sure enough some woman came out of the stall and screamed at me for being in there.
It`s a shame that stupidity can`t be converted into a usable energy source.
Ermegerd! I WON EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!!!!! Again! I love being self employed..
If I drank, I`d have a lot funnier status updates on Facebook than I do now. Well, at least I`d think they were funnier.
Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power
It’s amazing how long you can hold your farts at the beginning of a relationship.
The number of lies told by men would decrease significantly if women stopped asking questions
Any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn’t convenient at all.
The parents with the ugliest babies take and post the most pictures.
If you recieve something that says,”Send it to all your friends” , then please don`t consider me as your friend.
My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I was flattered.
It`s weird how many people at my office are named "Hey."