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My neighbors complained about all the loud sex they are hearing from my house. So now I have to buy some headphones for my computer.
Do not treat a woman like an object. It hates that...
You don`t see faith healers working in hospitals, just like you don`t see psychics winning the lottery every week.
Here`s an idea...You go away and I`ll stop ignoring you.
My life`s paradox: I love sleeping, but I never want to go to bed early.
Hating everything saves countless hours of decision making.
i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
I love screwing with the minds of the foreign tech support guys. “My name is Perry, not Terry. With a P as in Pterodactyl.”
I know two wrongs don`t make a right, obviously. But how many does it take? I`m like on 756.
A group of toddlers is called a migraine
Lets not kid ourselves, if the zombie apocalypse broke out, there are a couple people we would swear were zombies so we could shoot them
I liked your facebook update, only so I can unlike it.
Merry Christmas week! The time when it’s totally fine to put Peppermint Schnapps in your coffee every morning!
I will never repeat filthy rumors. So listen closely the first time.
You know one thing i really like about you is that you dont like anything about me.