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My brother took going to jail really badly. He refused food, drinks. He spat and swore at anyone who came near him and started throwing things everywhere. After that we NEVER played monopoly again.
Ya Know, if I was Jessie`s Girl. I would of dumped Jessie for Rick Springfield!!
I wouldn`t mind being alone with my thoughts, if I didn`t know them all so well.
I just got kicked out of the Zoo! How was I supposed to know that real hippos don`t actually eat marbles?
My house isn’t dirty, I just have everything on display.
Cant imagine the look on Obamas face when he saw `Olympus Has Fallen`..His next quote would have been.."No more Taiwans in the secret Elevetor office"
Just noticed there`s no comma in "Bed Bath & Beyond" and honestly, a bed bath would solve a lot of my problems.
I`m all for change as long as it doesn`t directly affect my routine.
If you think buying condoms is awkward, try returning them...
I react to "Someone has tagged a photo of you..." in the same way I react to a doctor saying, "Your test results came back..."
Driving isn`t even in the top 5 things I`m thinking about when I`m driving.
I thought "twerking" was short for "networking". I really embarrassed myself while giving that presentation to the company`s Board of Directors.
Nothing is impossible.. Never Give Up.. I know a guy that once actually guessed correctly why his girlfriend was mad at him.. :|
I know I am an acquired taste. If you don`t like me, you need to acquire some taste. Or go f*ck yourself. Whichever.
I put the PRO in inappropriate!