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I didn`t get a chance to do yoga this morning or any other morning of my life.
I got kicked out of my Community Theater group when the director asked to see me limp. How was I to know he was talking about walking??
i never said i knew what i was doing, i said i was going to do it anyway :)
My inner child is a drunken whore
"Everybody freeze!" -December
Nothing says "high-functioning alcoholic" like being really good at darts.
I am addicted to Cold Turkey. Not sure how I will ever quit that one.
Anyone that says I`m a lover not a fighter has clearly never been in a relationship over 6 months
is currently amending my "Who gets money" list when I win the lottery ... who has something nice to say?
If tit for tat doesn`t mean flashing guys with tattoos, than I`ve been doing it wrong this whole time.
People who actually rate porn videos are the unsung heroes of our generation.
I need more people like me in my life
I hate that little line of dirt that I can never get into the dust pan.
Couldn`t stay awake sitting on the couch, so I laid down in bed to make sure I wouldn`t fall asleep
I bet Eve bit that apple because she knew she was going to get a bunch of clothes out of it.