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I bet Waldo`s parents are worried sick.
I`m a huge fan of screaming "You`re welcome" really loud when people don`t say thank you...
Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times. Then I pick the block up and put it back in my toy chest..
Car horns were invented 1% for safety and 99% because people get pissed off sometimes and need to let a mofo know.
You know that you have eaten way too much junk food when you start actually craving something healthy.
"Nothing is impossible." I disagree. I`m doing nothing right now... it`s totally possible.
Dracula had impeccable hair for a guy who couldn’t see himself in a mirror.
I think I just discovered Newton’s third law of Emotion: ..... "For every male action, there is an equal and opposite female overreaction."
So long pants! See you Monday!
There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing.
I am Looking for a Bank which can offer me these Two Services..... .Give me a Loan & then Leave me aLone. :)
My grandfather once waited in line for 36 hours to get a loaf of bread and I can`t wait two seconds for a Youtube video to load.
Whenever I hear about a man jumping off a bridge I can`t help but wonder how long he was dating my ex.
The only correct answer to the question are you sleeping is no.
Whenever you`re powerless, remember: A single one of your pubic hairs can shut down a restaurant.