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I bet Waldo`s parents are worried sick.
It’s annoying when Netflix keeps stopping to buffer. Stupid neighbors just won’t upgrade their WiFi.
Parents, forget about teaching your kids about the birds and the bees. Teach your kids the difference between their, they`re and there.
The first guy who bought pants had to go to the store without pants on, that`s just science.
Twerking is just shaking your a$$? Why did we need a new word? A$$-shaking has served us well for centuries.
If someone doesn’t stand up to let you pass them in movie theater seats, it’s totally cool and legal to fart in their face as you walk by.
It`s not cellulite, it`s my body`s way of saying "I`m sexy" ... in braille.
When I`m bored, I send a random text to a random number saying "I hid the body... now what?"
Sometimes, when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them in the face.
4 out of 5 dead husbands agree that last casserole tasted really strange.
Everytime I see a person jogging I already know they have facebook, everyone on facebook works out.
Sometimes all you need is a hug or someone to tell you everything will be ok, or some rough sex or whatever....
I got kicked out of a Yoga class today. Apparently, your not supposed to do the `Downward Dog` on top of another person.
Firemen must dread the moment when they`re done for the day and have to find the strength to climb back up the pole.
Why be part of the problem when you can be all of it?