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"Rear facing, pedal activated photon cannon" sounds much more badass than "brake lights"
Is it just me, or do mirrors look really sexy?
I hate it when Hippos fall on me when walking home from school... :D
Too bored to do nothing. Too lazy to do anything.
I saw the city workers putting up a sign on my street and it says Bumpy road ... so I put up a sign that says ,, FIX IT !
Don`t worry, some people are their own punishment in life.
We all have faults. It`s just that mine are better than yours.
When is National Slap a Co-worker Day? ... Please say tomorrow
Mondays feel like biting into a chocolate chip cookie only to find out it`s oatmeal raisin.
Happy 15th birthday google, 3 more years and you will be able to search for adult sites legally
Girl are you a University of Phoenix degree because I`m pursuing you online and from my couch
Some people you know was dropped on their heads as babies. Some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall and fell out the window.
My friend thinks he`s so smart. He said onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
You call it reckless driving, I call it searching for my lighter.
If you get pulled over, ignore the cop and tell him that your mommy told you not to talk to strangers.