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Teenage girls hang out in odd numbered groups because they literally can`t even.
There is something so unique about me, that even I can`t figure it out...
Wow! it`s late.. I need to hit the sack........ Then go to bed.
If I agree with you, we would both be wrong.
The first rule of Women`s fight club is don`t tell anyone what you`re mad about or why you`re fighting.
This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik`s Cube. If you kids don`t know what a Rubik`s Cube is, it`s what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones. Mel
A psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
Seth Rogen and James Franco having their movie pulled due to terrorist threats sounds like the plot of a Seth Rogen and James Franco movie.
Know why girls cross their arms when they`re angry? Boobs. Just a little reminder of who`s in charge around here.
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you cant have anymore food and im just never ready for that kind of commitment
I haven`t seen any new episodes of Gilligan`s Island in awhile... I hope they`re OK.
I can`t afford to go on vacation these days,so I just drink until I don`t know where the duck I am or how I got there.
Days that I don’t have to care about my appearance are my favorite days.
Good Morning! A fresh cup of hot coffee and my FB page is up, just look at that, I already achieved all my goals for the day.
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap a better status than yours!