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Apparently getting injured while in the KISS Army doesn`t make you eligible for V.A. benefits.
It may look like I’m having really deep thoughts but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food I’m going to eat later.
According to Tetley the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag so i slap her arse and shout "cup ot tea fatty"
My wife just gave me an ultimatum, it’s either her or Facebook. So sadly, this will be my last joke….. in which I talk about having a wife.
Based on the condition of my hair in the morning, I`d say there`s a 100% chance my hair has more fun than I do when I sleep.
When people sit in front of me at the movies. I make a loud fart sound so they quickly move to get away from me.
The best time to reexamine your life is when you find yourself reluctantly nodding to the questions asked at the start of an infomercial.
When a movie says "Based on a true story." it means this is sort of what happened but with way uglier people.
I just decorated my bedroom to look like my desk at work so I can fall sleep faster.
Happy St. Patrick`s Day to the fool that gave up alcohol for Lent.
Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents job.
Why do people post pictures of missing people on facebook?...like we are going outside.
Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry
That one-day popularity on Facebook because it’s your birthday.
Did you ever wonder why the cat was in the bag in the first place?