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That urge you get to write “No one gives a crap” on someone’s status.
You can steal my status updates whenever you want, but just remember that I lick every single one before I post them...
If you live by the sword, I guess that is pretty cool. I live by some trees and shit.
Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throw away ANYTHING, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican drug lord..
Hey Journey, I stopped believing. What now?
I`m not saying your opinion is stupid, I`m just saying you`re stupid for having it
Guys, if my hair doesn`t look like a birds nest afterward, you`re doing it wrong.
"Just Be yourself" is something I rarely hear from people who know me well.
likes beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate major events such as the my birthday or the fact that that it`s Monday.
My friends says that I spend too much time talking to random people online. What do you guys think?
Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great,I know this is too much for u,so here is a shortcut-Just think about me
I`ll never forget the first time we met. Although, I will keep trying.
I can`t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend
So who the heck ever buys the middle grade of gasoline?
If at first you don’t succeed, you shouldn’t diffuse bombs.