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Guess when toothpaste was invented? 1892. Guess when kissing was invented? A DISGUSTINGLY LONG TIME BEFORE THAT.
Email: 8 character min, including 1 upper, 1 lower, 1 number, 1 special character. ATM card: 4 numbers
Political debates are great if you want to watch idiots talk to us like idiots to prove that the idiot next to them is a bigger idiot.
There`s nothing better than a nap after a good nights sleep.
I only change the kitty litter like once every two weeks but in my defense I don`t have a cat
If each day is a gift, I`d like to know where I can return Monday.
People with pierced nipples have no excuse for losing their keys.
Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.
Never scratch your a$$ with chocolate on your fingers.
Sorry I cancelled at the last minute, but it took me forever to think of an excuse I hadn`t used yet.
Been there, done that. allegedly
3 Things you need to know: Yes I Have. Yes I Can. Yes I will.
Happy 4/21! National work drug testing day!
This strip mall certainly is misleading And I probably should put my clothes back on now.
10 times out of 9, you’ll find me exaggerating about something