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Work like you don`t have proof of citizenship, Love like you were on a reality TV show, and dance like you were being thrown 100 dollar bills at
Google was first named, `BackRub`. If they hadn`t changed the name, we`d be saying, `I don`t know, go BackRub it.`
I finally stopped caring what other people think. I hope everyone`s ok with that.
Kids eat free today? Nice... In that case, I`ll have a water and my son will have the steak and shrimp combo with a kids bud light.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does
I’M ENGAGED…..to be hungover tomorrow.
Bad things happen to good people, so I`m pretty sure we`re all safe
How many people actually tell everyone that you said Hi.
Every have one of those moments where you look at yourself in the mirror and think "Damn if I weren`t me, I`d totally hit that."
I’m not a schizophrenic… At least, that’s what all the voices tell me.
I like it here because not only do I get to air out my dirty laundry, I get to see yours too.
I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
My wife and I have been happily married for two years. 1997 & 2004
The weather is so nice. I think I’ll go outside and watch other people run.
If nobody comes from the future to stop you, how bad can the decision really be?