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"IT`S A BOY" I shouted, tears rolling down my face "I DON`T BELIEVE IT. A BOY!" It was at that moment I chose never to visit Thailand again.
Just think: right now, your body is cookin` up some poop.
How to fall down stairs: Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11
How about a ceiling fan with brakes so I don`t have to stand there for 10 seconds wondering if I actually turned it off.
Instead of a selfie, you should take a someone elsie.
Shout out to sidewalks. Thanks for keeping me off the streets.
Don`t you just a hate it when you stumble into bed drunk only to be nagged by someone screaming "Get out" or "You live next door!"
I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way ... Through the driver’s door.
I wouldn`t pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands.
love me or leave me,,HEY!!! where is everybody going?
The hardest thing about my juice cleanse is trying to juice Snickers
Just when you think someone couldn`t be any more annoying I test your theory.
Honestly, I have no idea what I would even do with 5 hours of energy.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
Are you still bored? Head over to Walmart, take a box of condoms to the checkout clerk, and ask where the fitting room is.