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Me, watching the Olympics: "That was impressive." Announcer: "ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!"
Does the Food Network deliver?
If my smartphone was so smart, then why it can`t do my math homework
A beautiful woman could post "My dog just died" and she would get replies like "Well, I`m not dead ;)"
My hand is stuck in a Pringles can. I`ll just leave it there. I`m not hiding who I am anymore.
WEB MD should have a simple answer like “Calm down-you probably just ate too many cookies!”
God is creative... I mean look at me??
Today is "find your active cavity at 50% off" day at your local store.
Studies show that if you begin a sentence with "studies show," the internet will believe you.
Condoms prevent minivans.
Fact: if you give your boyfriend a bj each time you act crazy, he`ll not only forgive you,but eventually be thrilled when you act nuts.
I try to do all my pooping at work. Cause if you can get paid to poop, you`d be a fool not to.
You actually are not the stupidest person on the planet. But if he were to die...
Today I sent out a text saying, “Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?” 12 people called me…I need smarter friends.
I’m bored, think I’ll go to the mall, find a great parking spot, sit in my car with my reverse lights on for awhile.