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I just did my budget for August. If I don`t buy food ... I won`t need toilet paper. I think I`m on to something here.
Never trust anyone who says “Im not supposed to tell anyone but”
State of mind is in no mind to state its state of mind.
dear journal..im now the coolest kid in school....mom:SWEETIE THE CHESSCLUB IS HERE 4 U!!!
If you ever question yourself, your life choices, your sanity...just watch an episode of Hoarders and you`ll be all good.
I`ve found that the best web designers in the world are spiders.
Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off of the floor is another story.
Spicy food is like BDSM for your mouth
I sent that "Ancestry " site some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested that I just start over
I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way ... Through the driver’s door.
I can’t prove this, but I swear I used to be smarter, funnier, and less tired
I`m so bitchy right now ... I won`t even talk to myself!!
Who did you vote for?? Clinton ? Trump ? Vodka
Pokémon means a totally different thing if you`re stuck in prison.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.