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I`m thinking about investing some serious cash in gold....or maybe some other color.
"It seemed like a good idea at the time"............................... An often used phrase in a lot of my memories.
I’d like to think I’ve taught Citibank a valuable lesson about handing out credit cards all willy-nilly.
The only reason I liked your post was because I was trying to clean a smudge off my screen.
I once got a ride home from the pizza guy by ordering 1 pizza to be delivered to the bar and 1 to my house. Pretty sure i deserve an award.
I knew the fun part of my life was over when my friends started getting pregnant on purpose
There is no harm in imitating a porn movie. But stopping in between because you are imitating the buffering part (!), is unacceptable.
The problem with taking the road less traveled is the poor phone signal...
Nothing says I have faith in God like the bullet proof glass on the Pope`s car.
For the record, giving someone the creeps for Christmas is technically not a gift.
I`m not a bitch, I just have a low bullsh!t tolerance.
Personal trainer said we`re going to try some dips today. I brought hot salsa and tangy cheese...He hates me.
I dont run from my problems, I chase them ... with alcohol
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I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus, and now I`m impecunious.