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It`s ok if you don`t like my personality,,, I`ve got others.
The Hobbit 2: we`ve still got a long way to walk
Birthdays back then: Wow! Look at all these presents!. Birthdays now : Wow damn look at all these notifications!.
When I want your opinion, I’ll give it a funny voice.
If you workout and don`t post a status about it on Facebook, do you still lose weight?
I wish I could use Shazam to identify people when I cant remember their name.
It`s weird how in England the passenger drives the car
That weird feeling when you wake up from a nap & you don`t whether it`s am or pm or what day, month, or year it is.
Law and Order is just Blue`s Clues for adults.
I`ll bet Amish people look forward to Thanksgiving since it`s the only time their clothes look festive.
"Please don`t do this." - my voice mail greeting
The only thing I`ve learned from my mistakes is that I make a whole bunch of them
DAMN IT!!!!! I just ripped the tag off one of my Beanie Babies! Now it`s worthless!!
I`ve decided!! I’m giving up my New Years resolutions for Lent.
I think abs are for guys that don`t have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool.