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My entire life is a “you had to be there” moment.
Marriage teaches you a lot about yourself. For instance, I`ve learned that I don`t need to use so many paper towels, and they`re expensive.
I may love you...but everyone else thinks you suck! I was kidding... I think you suck too.
i just accidentally used AOL online, im betting the workers there are celebrating and think they have a chance in the future. lol
Just bought a Ken doll. I don`t know what everyone`s talking about, you can`t read books on this thing.
Inviting a friend to play Candy Crush Saga is like hosting an intervention and providing the crack.
Do you realize that Scrooge was essentially water-boarded into changing his outlook on Christmas?
IMPORTANT REMINDER: Sunday is Mother`s Day, which means Facebook is gonna be annoying as crap...
"The secret is that it`s all in the wrist!" -My grandfather talking about golf or handjobs or something
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
My grocery cart right now says ” I’m getting drunk and doing laundry tonight!” And also. “I like fruit.”
Dear McDonalds cashier, Don`t give me that look, there`s no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, don`t forget the toy b!tch.
I`m in no shape to exercise patience!
Holy sh!t Karma, how much longer till we`re all squared up?
Life is like a burrito. If you fill it with too many things it falls apart and then you cry and they kick you out of Chipotle.