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It`s called "Biscotti" because nobody would buy "chocolate covered croutons".
Who´s up for Candyland? $20 buy in
Girls love shoes… so if she throws one at you, you know she’s really pissed off.
Seems like everyone is either trying to pretend they have the life they want, or escape the life they have.
What I do when I black out is none of my business.
Separating the men from the boys, one mood swing at a time.
My girlfriend wanted me to show her a good time, so I showed her pictures of me before we met.
I was a huge tomboy. Like, I had barbies, but only because my ninja turtles needed bitches.
If I wasn`t supposed to have vodka for breakfast they shouldn`t have made it taste so good with orange juice.
Guys that try to pick up girls on facebook are pathetic. Girls if you agree, message me your number so we can talk about it.
I like dating chicks with kids, because fruity snacks
My mom likes playing this game called `yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can`t hear her`.
I copied and pasted your pic of what you ate...and got MORE "likes" than you did. :P
How can society expect me to be a mature productive member of it I don`t even know if it`s spelled gray or grey
They should make a "How It`s Made" episode on how "How It`s Made" is made.