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I don`t ever need to go sky diving or bungee jumping. Leaving a pizza in the oven while I make a quick run to Walgreens is about all the adrenaline rush I can handle.
Honk if you are reading this.
For once I`d like to see "It`s been a crappy year, mainly cause your were part of it"
"Hey, man, just called to see when you`re going to commercial. Now? Ok, us too." -Radio Stations
The police never think its as funny as I do.
OMG ... I hate waiting in lines ... I wish this woman would hurry up and pick a suspect already.
If it`s really the thought that counts, we`re ALL screwed. LOL ;)
Australian kiss. It`s kind of like a French kiss, but down under.
Spiderman`s Spidey sense is just really spot on anxiety.
I like wearing glasses because I like to dramatically remove them before I say something profound. Doing that with contacts doesn`t have the same effect.
Reason number 347 why I hate Facebook: A guy from high school posted 11 new photos all with the caption "me"
Iām not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on.
Today feels like a stay in bed, pull the blankets over your head, and pretend you`re on an adventure in a kangaroo`s pouch type of day
Buys Mega-Millions ticket. Has a better chance of being hit by lightning in a cave.
I`d totally order a salad bar. If it had lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, ketchup, mustard, hamburger and buns.