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Showing cleavage doesn’t fix your face.
Not sure how coffee got its own table in the living room, but kudos.
I`d say 20% of my day is spent trying to convince the dog we`re not about to be murdered by the UPS guy, mailman, squirrels, or the ice dispenser..
People with pierced nipples have no excuse for losing their car keys.
I remember when the internet was two tin cans and a string.
Manager: So, do you have any questions about the job? Me: Yeah, can I have it?
My wife has spent all day arguing that she isn`t stubborn...
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Just dropped off some film to be processed. More on this story as it develops.
The best thing about telepathy is.. I know, right!
When I was little I didn`t care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it`s obvious that my parents didn`t care either.
Thursday doesn`t even count as a day, it`s just the thing that`s blocking friday.
Masturbating in front of your partner in the hope that she’ll join does not always work. And people on the bus stare at you.
Love is like a Hot Pocket: If you rush into it, you`re bound to get burned
I finally overcame my fear of skinny dipping. Unfortunately it cost me my YMCA membership.