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So apparently the numbers on the toaster are minutes? I`ve thought for years it was degree of toasty-ness.
Just because it`s a bad idea, doesn`t mean it`s not going to be a good time.
Before you decide to spend less time on social media... make sure you go to every social media website and tell everyone.
It`s funny to watch all these people Bumping Up their own posts.
I knew the fun part of my life was over when my friends started getting pregnant on purpose
Who ever said technology will replace paper.....has obviously never tried wiping their a$$ with an IPAD.
I would of never even thought of touching half the things that I`ve touched, if it weren`t for the "Do not touch" signs!
I remember my single days like it was 11 years, 1 month, and 12 days ago.
Raise your hand if you have already spent your daylight savings
Sometimes, I send game request just to piss people off :)
Maybe the government just needs to control/alt/delete and then restart in safe mode.
Stop picking on Justin Bieber. That`s somebody`s daughter.
Like a good neighbor, stay over there
I guess the teachers went back to school. The bar was nearly empty this morning.
I’ve spent way too much of my life wondering why food doesn’t rhyme with good.