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The only problem with teaching little kids to share is that sometimes they want some of my stuff
Modern video games are giving kids unrealistic standards of how many swords they can carry at one time.
im like the government: i spend money on things that aren`t important, and spend most of my time trying to explain to people why i need them.
If one goes to online college, do they have to haze them self?
they say there`s love in every corner....gosh I think I`m moving in circles
How funny is it when you’re telling somebody a made-up story and someone says “Oh yeah I heard about that”?
Me blacking out when I`m drunk is God`s way of telling me that what I do when I drink is none of my business.
There`s a word for people like you and that word is "leave."
I didn`t break the rules. They were broken when I got here.
Today is National animals day, please take a moment to remember your ex :p:p:p.
It’s funny how “You’re so funny” turns into “You think everything’s a f*cking joke” in just 3 months…
What ? Who ? Exactly my point. Now move along and go read something else. Nosey !!
That one day of fame on Facebook because it`s your birthday.
You can tell a lot about a woman by how she slices brownies. For example: if she throws the knife at you, you should pick up some Midol.
For once I would like to see a horoscope that says, "You`re totally f*cked this month"