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The guy that thought of wrapping other food items in bacon deserves an award.
I may not have the best parenting skills; but, in my defense, my kids don`t have the best childing skills, either.
If today drags anymore, it`s going to come out of the closet in a sexy little dress
The only reason I liked your post was because I was trying to clean a smudge off my screen.
great minds and dirty minds have something in common, they think alike
Arguing politics is like trying to convince someone that their baby isn`t cute.
Women are fascinated by mythical creatures like unicorns, vampires, and men who are good listeners...
A vegan friend on FB said if we had to kill our own food, we wouldn`t eat meat... I think if he had to build his own computer he couldn`t whine on FB.
I think I need to lose some weight. I tried to sit up earlier and ended up rocking myself to sleep
"My name will live forever!" - Anonymous.
I`m thinking about starting a vegetarian dance club... I`m going to call it "lettuce turnip the beets". What do you think?
Procrastinators Unite!! ... tomorrow.
Ever notice how it`s never your successful friends posting inspirational quotes?
Pizza doesn’t ask questions. Pizza understands.
You know you`re drunk when you sit down on the toilet & try to put your seatbelt on