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Nothing makes me want to leave a website more than a pop-up window saying, “Are you sure you want to leave this page?”
You can`t choose your family but you can choose a hitman.
I wrote a song about a tortilla actually its more of a wrap.
A comprehensive list of the things women have taught me: 1) I`m wrong.
Do you ever get the feeling that you`re being watched? Because if it`s bothering you, I`ll stop.
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
I`d do anything to lose 20lbs. Well, except for eating healthy or working out.
I`m only 30 lbs away from my New Year`s resolution to lose 20 lbs!!
Side boob is only hot on women, bro.
Spent morning at the farmers market carefully selecting fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday.
Things you need to know about me: 1- I`m lazy 2- hmm, one is enough
I`d be much more attracted to you if you were much more attractive.
When non-smokers come to My house....I ask them to stand outside while I have a smoke
I`m convinced girls only want one thing from guys... all of our hoodies. -Bfanch
Never be mean to nerds. You never know, one day you might be working for them!