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I worry about people who write "taken" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them? Why aren`t we helping to find them?
Little to no thought was put into this status.
"No I don’t need any help. I know more about booze than you do" - Me to the liquor store clerk
Edward Scissorhands will never win a game of rock, paper, scissors.
If airports are so safe, why are the buildings called Terminal
All bad decisions are ultimately made using the same piece of resounding logic: “Screw it.”
Just googled "who gives a sh!t?" My name wasn`t in the search results.
There is no such thing as failure. There are only results.
If A-B-C-D didn’t drag out their part of the Alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to be so rushed.
It’s pretty scary that before facebook… All these thoughts and stuff just stayed in peoples heads.
Does anyone have a good recipe for homemade gasoline?
If there is a wrong place and a wrong time, I’ll be there.
I just changed my relationship status from “left hand” to “right hand”…
I put the whiskey in another room ... Exercise regimen established.
"Based on a true story" means it happened more or less like this, but with ugly people.