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I`m sick to death of these letters from the City of College Station bullying me to mow my grass! If Walmat can prepare for Christmas 3 mths in advance why can`t I do the same for Easter!!!??
What I learned in college 1.Water bottles are a great way to hide vodka. 2. When your thirsty in the morning you will regret #1.
Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on? Asking for a friend.
Steve Jobs` text was meant to say: "I reign as CEO of Apple" Iphone autocorrect strikes again!
Apparently my socks never remember “The Buddy System” whenever I wash them.
Holidays are a lot of fun until you realize you`ve been dating the ugly sister
I`m old enough to remember being the tv remote.
Can I use my Mastercard to make my Visa payment?
Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10.
Volleyball = A more intense version of don`t let the balloon hit the floor.
The problem with some people is that they’re alive.
No Grandma, "sausage fest" is not a new special breakfast at IHOP
Avoid hangovers: stay drunk ;)
We could learn a lot from bees. Organization, productivity, community sacrifice, stinging people who annoy us.......
That awkward moment when your trapped in the corner of your shower because the hot water ran out.