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In my most recent survey,,, four out of five women talked crap about the fifth one whenever she was out of earshot.
I think sex is probably the best stress reliever, but I haven’t beaten anyone with a baseball bat before, so I can’t be 100% sure.
I only accept apologies in cash.
You know what`s more miraculous than a video with a million view but no dislikes on YouTube? The detention sheet empty for my class.
Whoever said, "All men are created equal", has obviously never been to a nude beach
I wonder if Alex Trebek’s tombstone will say ‘Who was the host of Jeopardy?’
Old enough to know better, young enough to take a dare...
If you have to use a shot glass to make your drinks then you`re not doing it right...
The naked truth, is always better than someone’s best dressed lie.
Can you imagine if Facebook and Twitter just decided to shut down and you see all these confused people coming out of their house squinting at the sun.
So how many pokes does it take before its considered a heavy petting?
So apparently, all you can eat buffets do not include the waitresses...
Plumber: you have hard water. Me: you mean like ice?
FOR SALE: P90X® home fitness kit, still in box, $50 or will trade for king size Snickers
Drank way too much beer last night. Didn`t leave any for this morning.