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If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew kisses in real life as much as we do in texts...it would be very creepy.
If you think people are stupid, randomly post "Happy Birthday" wishes on peoples FB page and see how many others tell them happy birthday.
The amount of times I`ve had to say no to the Adobe Updater has totally prepared me to be a parent.
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I really love it when a hot girl winks at me with both eyes.
Marriage, because sometimes ruining a person`s life takes serious commitment.
Sunglasses allow you to stare at people without getting caught. It`s like facebook in real life.
I get you, anti-evolution people. I`m too lazy to learn science too.
I can sum up my life in three words: “just browsing, thanks.”
I`ll just admire you from afar.. Or 500ft. That`s what this paper says.
Facebook: Wasting peoples lives since 2004
A fun part of your 40s is waking up thinking you`re hungover, and then remembering, nope, this is just how my body feels now.
Turns out a At Home DNA Test is not a good baby shower gift.
School was so much easier when 2 plus 2 equaled 4 instead of "X." Whoever decided to involve the alphabet in math deserves a solid punch to the face.
The problem with reality is that there’s no background music, so you never really know whether something mysterious, evil or adventurous is about to happen.