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Some things get in the way of my happiness, so I ignore them.
is available for rebound sex.
Your boyfriend has long hair too. I sometimes have trouble figuring out who the girl is in the relationship.
Every time I walk into a singles bar, I can hear Mom`s wise words: "Don`t pick that up!! You don`t know where it`s been!!"
"Let`s eat, get drunk and watch people exercise" - sports fans
You laugh because I´m different. I laugh cause I just farted!
"Friendzoned" should be a relationship status on Facebook.
Sorry, everyone, it looks like my Facebook account was hacked by tequila last night...
I wonder if they let me grow cannabis on Farmville, I`ll be able to sell it on Mafia Wars?
Take my advice, I’m not going to use it.
Press 1 for someone who probably learned English last month, but is going to try and communicate effectively with you anyway.
Just read a book on quantum evolution. The idea is that quantum mechanics are involved in the process of evolution. I still say go to WalMart and then try to sell me on evolution....
This century is already 15% over.
I`m not saying my ex wasn`t pretty, but every time my wallet got stolen the thief would return her picture.
Hell hath no fury like a girl tagged in an unapproved pic on Facebook.