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You`re only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!
Reasons to get out of bed: Food.
Kiss her in the middle of her sentence so you don`t have to hear what she`s talking about.
Wtf? I was always told to treat people the way I want to be treated.. Stupid sexual harassment charges pending.
TEIAM - problem solved
Imagine Ferris Bueller trying so hard not to Instagram his whole day off.
I wonder how long I`ll be skinny from all this dieting and juicing I`ve been doing. 1 month? A year? A couple of ye....ooh look cake.
To be honest with you, I start all my lies with to be honest with you.
Just saw Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter... So that`s how it happened! I knew what I learned in history class was a bunch of crap!
When I was a kid, I wanted to be an adult. So yeah...kids are stupid.
"It gotten SOOO cold in D.C., politicians have their hands in their OWN pockets!"
Do transformers have health insurance or car insurance???
When finding someone to date, drinking compatibility is more important than you think.
I thought I cracked this "adulthood" till I realised my shirt was on inside out !!!!!
I hate it when people tell me I look young for my age because it implies my age is old.