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I`m kind of clueless about pop culture. I thought "Hogwarts" was an STD
It`s nice to know I`m wanted....even if it`s only by the Police!
Iām starting to think plates are called china because most of them look the same.
Ever work out and think "wow I really needed that"? That`s how I feel about the chocolate chip cookie I just ate.
Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they`re stabbing it? No? How about now?
I`m bringing sexy back...if I only I can remember where I had it last....
Maybe Mondays are not that bad. Maybe its your job that sucks balls.
I don`t understand fat homeless people. What are you eating? Broken hopes and dreams?
If u think I talk to much, just let me know. We can talk about it!
This Kit Kat commercial is making some awfully big assumptions about both my generosity and my number of friends.
24 hours in a day.. 24 beers in a case.. coincidence?
I`m not opposed to manscaping, but I don`t see the point of cutting the grass until somebody takes interest in the property.
I need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour.
I lost my ladder when I was very young but I was fortunate to have such a great step-ladder to raise me ...anytime I couldn`t reach anything
Facebook Proves: That if Family had the Option... they`d Delete ya.