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It`s ok if you don`t like my personality,,, I`ve got others.
I don`t mind sharing the highway with other people. I just wish they`d use the part behind me.
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
After 20 yrs of marriage, my best move is to clean something unexpectedly.
It`s weird how we are all here because of boners
One would have to assume that Amish chicks carve their own sex toys.
Alcohol increases the Send Button size by 89%.
I don`t mind being wrong, as long as nobody knows.
If you don`t know me by now....I`m a really good stalker.
I`m working harder than an ugly stripper!!
Every paper towel commercial just reminds me that the cleanest option is to just not have children.
Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan? ;)
Keep scrolling , I got nothing.
Word of the day is bishop: My aunt fell down the stairs and I had to pick the bishop.
I can either be on time or wearing pants. Pick one.