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I used to be a class act......or clown,as my 7th grade teacher would tell my parents!!
Sh!t`s spiraling out of control and I`m all like "wheeeee."
Every time I use a public bathroom, I always wonder why so many people have Sharpies on them at all times.
I see your arguement contains a lot of swear words, you must really know what you`re talking about
I really like it when women check me out, they seem to be able to work the register a lot better than men.
If I throw a stick will you leave?
I`m not saying your opinion is stupid, I`m just saying you`re stupid for having it
The really cool thing about being a husband is having your mistakes constantly pointed out.
One day I shall rule the World! Until then, I`m going to bed
You know what would make this Vodka & cranberry better? The Bahamas.
Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 8.
Thumbnail pics. Helping ugly people look hot until you click on them since 1995.
I will never repeat filthy rumors. So listen closely the first time.
48 states observe daylight savings time. The other two clock block.
It takes patience to listen. It takes skill to pretend you’re listening.