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It has been brought to my attention that those stick figure decals on vehicles are not "kill" scores, but actually suppose to represent members of the family. I will be removing all my decals to avoid any further confusion.
Of course your opinion matters. Just not to me.
"I don`t care if you think it sounds gross, that`s what we`re calling it" -Guy who named the sweater.
When a porn actress is rude at a restaurant, there`s really nothing the staff can put in her food for revenge.
Why do people say “nice to meet you” before I’ve even said anything? How do you know it’s nice to meet me? I’m a jerk.
oh look at the time, it`s time to not care
I`m glad I`ve got boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me
OK I`ve stumbled out of bed and made it to the computer- and another Facebook day begins!
"My name will live forever!" - Anonymous.
Cops love donuts…. just not when you do them on a four lane highway.
My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart.
Why are police men so strong? Because they hold up traffic.
To be clever can be difficult without caffiene.
Nothing says IDGAF like an old lady at a slot machine wearing oxygen and smoking a cigarette.
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned.