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At least my motivation gets to sleep in.
Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings.. ;)
My death bed confession is going to be epic!
If you can´t afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don´t know where you are.
thinks my life is becoming a very complicated drinking game.
You should always love a woman for her personality. We have so many to choose from.
Did you hear that? That was the sound of soccer being irrelevant in the US for another 4 years..
Cheers, to judging people who spell words wrong in their statuses.
You laugh because I`m different ........... I laugh because I farted.
I ate a shepherd`s pie for lunch. He was pretty upset about it.
Hooray ! My face book film has been nominated for an Academy Award
Don`t, under any circumstance, believe I`ll return your Tupperware.
I get very competitive at "All You Can Eat Buffets."
My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I was flattered.
If my grandmother were alive today, I`m pretty sure she`d still have her blinker on.