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At hotels, you can either take a helicopter tour of the city or drink the bottle of water on the table. They cost the same.
I`m at the "what can I make with green beans and cake mix" stage of needing groceries
I drink my coffee out of a clear mug so people so where my tolerance level is at.
Practice safe text – use commas and never miss a period.
Your boyfriend has long hair too. I sometimes have trouble figuring out who the girl is in the relationship.
Stress from children can take 10 yrs off your life Drinking alcohol from stress can take another 10 yrs Based on my math, I died 5 yrs ago
People are always weirded out when I take notes during episodes of Dexter.
Somehow, going into The Dollar Store and asking for a price check just never gets old.
All I heard was, " I swear it`ll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Married men should forget their mistakes. There is no need for two people, to remember the same thing.
I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory.
The toughest thing in business is minding your own.
I hate mosquitoes, I mean I know I’m delicious but damn.
Why can`t life be as easy as I am?
If anybody in North America needs a napkin, hit me up. I should have enough in my car’s glovebox for each of you.