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You poor thing. You don`t even realize you`re batsh!t crazy, do you?
I love how stars are billions of miles apart and we`re like "that`s a soup ladle".
A Girl Scout made headlines when she sold cookies outside a Colorado pot shop. There’s no word on how she plans to spend her first million.
!f yhu T@k yk d!$, then dont talk to me.
I’d like to see the dollar store get a liquor license.
that awkward moment when your pulling the covers up and hit yourself in the damn face !!!
I get very nervous out when my Subway sandwich moves up the crowded assembly line without me.
I look forward to paying off all my debt so I can get back to just being broke.
The New iPhone 7 is coming out in August. If you want a sneak peek of the new iPhone. Take a look at your current iPhone and pretend it cost 200 dollars more.
I ordered some bubble wrap online. It arrived in a box surrounded by packing peanuts.
After the expiration date on poison, is it more potent or less potent?
If the Dollar Store ever starts selling alcohol....drinks are on me.
I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them.
Organized people are just to lazy to look for things.
They say do what you love & the money will follow. I love doing nothing. We`ll see.