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Wishing you a fabulous 2014 that is full of great achievements and experiences. A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Reverse Psychology: DO not STALK MY FB PAGE. YOU ARE not OBSESSED WITH ME...
Change is hard. Seriously, have you ever bit a nickel?
You know you`re getting old when you`re looking forward to some time off so you can have like three doctors appointments.
Whoever said your harshest critic is yourself was clearly never married.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman, always be Batman.
Here walk a mile in my shoes. They`re giving me huge blisters.
My favorite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog.
My clothes are 75% off and this is not a sale.
My blood test came back as B+ Any tips how I can get an A+ next time?
Should hallways in mental institutes be called psycho-paths?
I just saved a lot of money in child support by switching to condoms!
Take time to reflect upon your day. Think of all the blessings you received, and everything you may be called to testify about :)))
Breasts are like model trains. They were originally meant for children but grown men always want to play with them.
Having a pen!s is like having a friend that always wants to play.