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My neighbours were listening to some pretty cool music until the a$$holes asked me to turn it down.
Must be my day for Mis-Advertizing --- I just ate a Bowl of Cheerios ----- and they DIDN`T make me Happy!!!! FML!!! :-P
if your happy and you know it ---thank your ex
Exercise makes you look better naked. Alcohol does the same, you pick..
Wife: I wish we could have sex like we used to... Husband: Do you mean with other people?
If you’re happy and you know it, you’re probably exhausting to be around.
I just ate Pasta and Anti-Pasta, but they annihilated each other, now I am hungry again.......
More people should be at a loss for words.
I bet attractive people think the world is a lot more polite than it really is.
Ever since I installed AdBlock, all the single ladies in my area seemed to have lost interest.
I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That`s it. No more reading!
I need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour.
I remember being able to get up without making sound effects. Good times.
why we do not have a romance class...............
“Have you tried just eating a ton of pizza?”- me as a therapist