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I love tan lines... it`s like God came down and high-lighted all the good parts... ;-)
Oh my gosh! It`s a Hot Wheels car! Something you never want to hear during a prostate exam.
Smile, it confuses people. ;)
Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I`m reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild
I like you as a friend. Well, more like as a friend of a friend.
How do you people have the time to hate a stranger on the internet?
I`m getting older but I still have my moments...though I don`t always remember where I put them
I’m eating just in case I get hungry later
What if plants could talk but they are still in shock from seeing the dinosaurs?
life is too short to think twice and act wise....
As soon as I figure out who drank my 2 cases of beer, I`m gonna try to figure out why I`m so drunk.
I did not mean to hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I just figured you already knew.
Things I do everyday: 1.Get up 2.Survive 3.Go back to bed
I don’t appreciate the 5 minute radio ads about how commercial-free the station is.
Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?